Celsius is one of the largest centralized gateways to crypto.
It raised $864m of venture capital and at one point custodied over $3 billion of funds for 1m+ customers.
As of today, it appears insolvent, and it's taking the whole crypto market with it.
The Celsius Thread:
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For starters, Celsius is a do-it-all fintech app meant to give consumers easy, trusted access to crypto services:
- Trading
- High-yield deposits on stablecoins and cryptocurrency
- Crypto-backed lending
In essence, it's a custodial asset manager.
Take the traditional world of ETFs.
Vanguard and Fidelity wrap a basket of stocks into a retail-facing ETF and take a fee for rendering the service to investors.
Celsius is kind of like Vanguard but for decentralized finance opportunities.
It provides regulated access to loans and yield, and takes a fee for doing so.
All without exposing users to the purported inconveniences and risks of self-custodied crypto.
Like an ETF provider, Celsius doesn't offer direct exposure to the underlying positions.
They promise withdrawals and redemptions in case users want to exit their positions, but Celsius ultimately manages the positions on investors' behalf.
But for all of its traditional finance bona fides, Celsius positions itself as a crypto-native product.
For starters it has:
- a "whitepaper" (essentially its website in PDF form); and
- the $CEL token (which offers loyalty rewards and discounts on using Celsius services)
$CEL for its part hasn't performed, uhm, exceptionally well under these conditions.
But even worse than the pseudo-crypto vibe is Celsius' dangerous use of meaningless platitudes and strident anti-bank rhetoric:
- Banking is Broken
- Unbank Yourself
- Replacing Wall Street with Blockchain
- 99% vs. 1%
All taken from their website and whitepaper.
Worst of all is the in-your-face focus on safety, security, transparency, and most of all, trust:
- "military grade security"
- "withdraw your crypto at any time"
- "keep your crypto safe"
- "next-level transparency"
- "why trust Celsius"
All from their own marketing copy.
And therein lies the problem:
1) the promise of sky-high yields
combined with
2) a veneer of legitimacy (regulated onramp, premium access for accredited investors, regulator logos)
Cleared the way for Celsius to pursue truly degenerate trading strategies with investor funds.
There are two Extremely Bad behaviors Celsius undertook that have combined to put it--and its millions of retail investors--in a bind.
1) Use of on-chain leverage 2) stETH
Let's take each in turn.
On-chain leverage.
In order to provide low-rate borrowing for users, Celsius itself accesses leverage through permissionless on-chain money markets like @MakerDAO.
That means taking user deposits in assets like $WBTC and depositing them to borrow $DAI.
$ETH staking on Ethereum's proof-of-stake beacon chain offers ~4.2%, and $ETH yields on @iearnfinance are a paltry 0.20%.
So what gives? How did they offer ~8%?
@mentions@MakerDAO@iearnfinance It turns out the absolute mad lads at Celsius were using an $ETH derivative called $stETH to pump up their headline $ETH yield and attract more investors.
1) Celsius opened a bunch of loans 2) They took user deposits and traded them for $stETH 3) They now owe a lot of money and don't have the reserves to pay them back
Rumors are hedge fund Alameda Research is buying distressed assets, and even Celsius's competitors--in a public show of disrespect--are making the offer:
I met SBF before FTX started, and witnessed their rise and fall. I can't stand @nytimes's puff piece.
If anyone wants to know what happened, send them this.
0/ The story of Alameda and FTX can best be summarized by @SBF_FTX's philosophy of betting big.
Every major decision they have made is related to acquiring more leverage - via deceptive fundraises, financial engineering, and ultimately, outright fraud, as we will see below.
1/ In Nov 2018 - Jan 2019, a small hedge fund called Alameda Research was raising debt from investors, promising "HIGH RETURNS WITH NO RISK".
I'll be pinning this detailed timeline, as my final piece covering this topic, as now the case is closed in my mind.
This was a crime plain and simple and I'll put no more wind in this criminals sails:
FTX: Meltdown.
The definitive and chronological thread.
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Sept 30th, 2022:
On September 30th, I noticed an odd behavior, that while other exchanges were declining in their Ethereum "open interest" (amount of futures contracts bought on leverage)
FTX was not.
It was at an all time high:
3/82
At the time, we didn't know why.
We'd later learn that the FTX<>Alameda relationship had for years misused customer funds illegally, and set up their systems in a way to maximize every dollar for their own benefit.
2. What you’re about to read is the first installment in a series, based upon thousands of internal documents obtained by sources at Twitter.
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